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Write-Offs: 08.02.06

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$$$ If the Future Gay Investment Banker is in a relationship, he will only make out with other pieces of M&A candy; Gay Banker disagrees; we stick our head in the freezer, thereby killing two birds with one stone. [Things I Can't Tell Boyfriend Number 1]
$$$ If you made enough money to have a house in the Hamptons, you'd be less hot right now. [The Beach]
$$$ Preppy Banker Guy "looking for someone to stop by my apartment. No watersports, safe only, no diseases, under 32." Diehard Marco Polo fans-- time to look yourselves in the mirror and say "when in Rome." [Craigslist]