Write-Offs: 08.17.06

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$$$Could've been the perfect date, but he had to go and fuck it up: "I'm looking for a hotshot young Wall Street/banker type who needs a hot hookup. I love for other guys to dominate and have a big thing for guys who smoke cigars so if you do that's a big plus. I'm 22, young-looking, 5'6", 140lbs, br/br. Love everything but anal. Please send face pic." [Craigslist]
$$$"The anonymous bullshittings of an alcoholic, pessimistic, asshole, Korean-American-Roman-Catholic-Elmhurst-Bayside-New York, NY brother-sister duo trapped in corporate servitude with humble aspirations of taking over the world" Part IV: It's no secret that Asian people get the shit end of the stick when it comes to accents. [CEO of the World]
$$$Out of shape workaholic finance type who has sold his soul to the corporate world seeks borderline alcoholic nymphomaniac for good times, blackouts. But you'll have to fight us for him first. [Craigslist]

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