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Write-Offs: 08.18.06

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$$$(Gefilte fish) Catch o' the Week: "I work as a top tier broker on Wall St...I'm an Aryan Jew (AshkeNazi)...Step outside your day to day; come with me for kayaking in the Hudson or for a picnic in a cemetery." [Craigslist]
$$$Why CPA's and BillyBurg hipsters should never fuck (or must at least keep an emergency pack of Plan B on hand-- which the FDA is working on for over-the-counter purchase...OR just use the Jeff Epstein Method, wherein the only things getting knocked up are towels...that we know of). [MisShapes]
$$$Your InstaHardOn; should last you through the weekend. [CBU]