MTV Tried To Kill DealBreaker and All You Get Is This Lousy Picture


Last night someone mistook us for someone who cared about music and invited us to some MTV parties. We met a totally hot girl who works for the Wilmington Trust Company--asset protection is seriously foxy--but somehow ended up in a picture with Andrew Krucoff.
(P.S. We're only posting this so that you don't find out that we're slutting it up on other websites and think we've been keeping things from you. Total effiin' disclosure, man.)
Team Party Crash: Virgin Mobile VMA-holes After-Party [Gawker]



Dealbreaker Madness Week 1 Update: You All Suck At This

The only person fully enjoying this tournament is a 98-year-old nun, so do with that what you will.