$$$This banker is looking for a married man,
$$$this banker is looking for "a piece of armcandy [sic],"
$$$this banker is looking for a chick with a "foot fetish,"
$$$and this banker thinks Bush's grandfather helped Hitler rise to power (which corroborates our theory that the whole world is out to get the Jews, so we included it here. You're welcome). [Craigslist]