Write-Offs: 09.28.06

$$$Nick Maounis's unfortunate yearbook picture, circa band-geek years. [Wall $treet Folly]
$$$25 yo banker seeks date to the Latin Grammy Awards; rice and beans beforehand. [Craigslist]
$$$"ATTRACTIVE BANKER FOR SEXY LATE NIGHT OWL"; I can't think of anything offensive to say about owls. yet. [Craigslist]