Few places have been hit as hard by the bursting housing bubble as Las Vegas. So what's a would be up-and-coming mortgage loan officer to do? Get creative with the sales pitch (via LewRockwell's blog).
From Craigs List Las Vegas.
Need some loving? - w4m or w4w - 23
Date: 2006-09-21, 3:48PM PDT
I'm 5'7", 34C, HWP, green eyes, and long brown hair. I'm very pretty, I have a girl next door look. Will trade pic for pic.
Ok so I am a loan officer and I recently just moved to Las Vegas. I've been having a difficult time trying to generate leads and find people that need a mortgage loan.
So I have a propostion for you, I will help lower your payments or get you some cash out and we will celebrate when your loan funds ;) if you know what I mean....
Wow. Craigslist Las Vegas makes our New York version seem almost PG. If pitching hedge funds on airplanes is a sign of a market top, does pitching prostitution signal a market bottom. (And why does "market bottom" suddnely seem dirty?)