Planespotting: John Thain, Least Shady By Default

NYSE: Westchester Co to Berumuda Int’l on its Gulfstream IV

(Wal-Mart Spawn) Jim Walton: Lethbridge to Grande Prairie (Alberta) on his Cessna Skylane

Donald Trump: Pease Int'l Tradeport to La Guardia on his Boeing 727-100

David Becker: Port Isabel Cameron Co to Austin Bergstrom Int’l on his Mooney M-20

[We've got our hands full with Wall Street Warriors, episodes 3-6, so you're going to have to fend for yourselves today, salacious and mud-slinging conspiracy theory-wise. Be good and we promise to give Becker the full planespotting treatment on Thursday. Be bad and we'll make sure your dreams are haunted by this guy.]