Planespotting: That's A Lot Of Viagra

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Match the victim to his aircraft, origin/destination, flight time, pick-up line used in-flight. (Bonus points if you can tell us the names of the stewardesses said pick-up lines were used on). Answers to be posted in today's Write-Offs. Good luck to all (with Steve "Shifty Eyes" Jobs in the mix, you know you'll need it).
a. Steve Jobs
b. NYSE
c. John Travolta
d. Pfizer
e. Sergey Brin
f. Larry Page
1. Cessna Citation X
2. Gulfstream V
3. Gulfstream V
4. Boeing 707-100
5. Gulfstream V
6. Gulfstream IV
a. Greyston/St Petersburg Clearwater Int'l
b. Westchester Co/Miami Int’l
c. San Francisco Int’l/JFK
d. Nassau Int’l/Providenciales (Turks and Caicos)
e. Teterboro/Austin Bergstrom Int'l
f. San Francisco Int’l/JFK
1. 3 hours 19 minutes
2. 52 minutes
3. 5 hours 46 minutes
4. 29 minutes
5. 2 hours 28 minutes
6. 5 hours 46 minutes
“I’m paying for this flight with my back dating bonuses.”
“Did anyone see my cover of II in that Superman costume? Yeah, I looked good.”
“Email me at larry must die (all one word) at gmail.com.”
“Email me at sergey must die (all one word) at gmail.com.”
“Screw the warm towels—I’ve got a suitcase full of Viagra in the overhead compartment. And I didn’t pay for any of it.”
“Rosebud.”

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