The Plot Thickens (In Direct Proportion To The Hair Piece)

Author:
Bess Levin
Updated:
Jan 14, 2019
Original:
Dec 7, 2006

Per yesterday, below you will find the check in question sent to Donald Trump from Spy mag (courtesy of the catfight-middlemen sleuths at Radar), that he vehemently denies having ever received. If he's lying about this, maybe he's lying about his "long and beautiful" fingers and "various other parts of [his] body," too?

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