Bill Gates Responds to the Iphone - Dealbreaker

Bill Gates Responds to the Iphone


As it turns out, Microsoft is totally prepared to compete with the new product from Apple. No. Really. Here's "Bill Gates" on the mPhone:

For the past twenty years, Microsoft has been working on something called the mPhone. I know how similar the names look, but we came up with ours first and you pronounce them completely differently. You don't say m-Phone like you're some idiot third grader taking a spelling exam. It's "maphown." You try to say it like it's one syllable, even though it's kinda two. Let's call it one and a half. It's this kind of outside-the-box thinking that made me the richest man in the world. Oh you know what? I think I'm going to capitalize the N, and say it stands for "new".

Introducing The mPhone
[College Humor]