Write-Offs: 01.04.07

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$$$"Ivy League Investment Banker" who had a "typical childhood. Played sports (baseball and cross country), [was] elected class President, etc...the usual," and has long term goals of "writing the Great American novel, touring the French countryside...sitting in the front row at a Radiohead concert..." seeks date. [Craigslist]
$$$Gerald Ford: I am longer him in death than in life [Long or Short Capital]
$$$Lindsay goes trend spotting. [WallStrip]

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