Write-Offs: 01.10.07

$$$Are you an artsy spinster-type? Then have we got the successful, well-adjusted banker for you! [Craigslist]
$$$Ass Pennies [Banker's Ball]
$$$There's a lot of money to be made in the kidnapping and extortion businesses. [Controlled Greed]
$$$Lindsay thinks Barclays' ads suck. [WallStrip]