Write-Offs: 01.22.07

$$$Translating Corporate Speak: Venezuela and VNT [Long or Short Capital]
$$$Towel Talk: Bush to propose tax increase, Rove to lose five bucks. [Blogging Stocks]
$$$99% of you've already marked this down on your calendar, but whoever said it hurts to reiterate things of great import? [MyOpenBar.com]
$$$Any coprophiliacs in the audience? (this is Carney, btw) [Craigslist]