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Michael Thomas has got a little list (courtesy of Steve Schwarzman), and they'll none of 'em be missed

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I-banker turned author Michael M. Thomas may be the comic book character “V,” (a Guy Fawkes-ophile) or the nefarious Hous Bin Pharteen. Thomas has some helpful advice on what to wear to Steve Schwarzman’s self-aggrandizing stroke-off 60th birthday party next week (answer – this, as long as you also have on Kevlar and a Geiger Counter) in the New York Observer. Enh, we'll side with the Lord HIgh Executioner, as long as Natalie Hershlag Portman doesn't shave her head again.
Lobbing Verbal Grenades at a Private-Equity Party – [DealBook]

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