'Natural Selection Speed Date': UPDATE 2

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Now you can tell your kids, "We met at a function at which daddy was admitted based on the size of his wallet and mommy on the size of her rack and-get this- you know who performed? Guess. You'll never guess, so I'll just tell you: 'Singer Celebutante' Samantha Cole! Can you stand it?! Wasn't that a great bedtime story? Maybe my best ever? No? Okay, just get mommy a lithium and let's be done with it."

From: redacted
Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 9:28 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Singer celebutante Samantha Cole to host Millionaire Speed Dating Event
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/emails/speeddate/speeddate.asp -- Here is the link to the information that is below.
MILLIONAIRE SPEED DATING: RICH GUYS AND HOT GIRLS
TOO BAD DONALD TRUMP IS MARRIED*
Perennial Bachelor and Restaurateur Bruno Jamais and singer Celubutante Samantha Cole will play host to "Millionaire Speed Dating" featuring wealthy men and hot babes at Bruno Jamais Restaurant Club www.brunojamais.com on Wednesday, February 7th from 6pm-8pm. Applicants will be selected by famed Matchmaker Janis Spindel. The event is the brainchild of 26 year old Jeremy Abelson founder of www.pocketchangenyc.com. Men are admitted solely on the criteria of hefty bank accounts and the women simply need to be hot. Participants include FHM and Wilhemina Models. Let the gold digging begin...

*Although you can more or less set your watch to the fact that he'll be a participant at next year's event.
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