We do most of our reading of the financial press online. Which means we occasionally miss little gems like the TradeKing advertisement above. Fortunately, CopyRanter picked up on it for us. He also suggests some alternative ad copy:
• I got more Liquidity than a Golden Shower Gang Bang.
• I got bigger Gaps than a 90-year-old Hooker.
• I got more Volume than a 16-year-old Peter North.
...and THAT'S why they call him SilverFox11 [CopyRanter]