Conrad Black’s Defense Doing Everything He Can to Endear Himself to Judge

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Edward Greenspan, AKA Conrad Black’s attorney, AKA “Fast Eddie,” whose comedy routine failed to amuse Judge Amy St. Eve several days back in a Chicago courtroom is really taking things up a notch. By falling asleep. The Post reports this morning that Greenspan’s daughter—part of Black’s defense team—had to lean across the table yesterday and whisper, “Dad…Dad…Dad,” to try and waken the slumbering giant and after failing to do so, got Ed Genson, another member of the team, to “give him a nudge.” Next up in Greenspan’s bag of tricks? Something tells us it’s got to involve china white and a feral cat.
FAST ASLEEP [NYP]

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