Donald Trump to 'Golf Digest': You Just Lost Yourself One 12-month Subscription

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After learning that Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach had not made Golf Digest’s list of “America’s 100 Greatest Courses,” The Don told Page Six:

Golf Digest is a disgrace to their profession. They should be ashamed of themselves.

He then wept into a 3 mm thread-count pillow for remainder of the afternoon, before continuing his work as a human PSA for the perils of self-tanning.
TRUMP TEES OFF AT GOLF DIGEST [NYP]

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