Last 'Over Reaction Tuesday' Post EVER!

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We get it—you’re sick of hearing about last week’s drop in the Dow. Whether this is actual independent thinking or the result of the threatening emails you’ve received from John Thain’s jabronis, we’re not sure, but we respect your right to ask us to, as one email put it, “cool it with the Dow crap.” Anywho, we decided we didn’t have anything wrong with your request, in the biblical sense, and are going to try our hardest to keep the next few days strictly about, we don’t know, the Cavemen stuff. But first, one last bit of info, RE: Zee Glitch. According to a friend of DB, “RG Niederhoffer's, Victor Niederhoffer's risk averse younger brother, Negative Correlation Fund was up 8% on Tuesday's plunge.” Don’t pretend like you didn’t just spring a homo-erectus.
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There's that famous scene in Liar's Poker - are there non-famous scenes in Liar's Poker? - where the much maligned equity department sends a program trader to impress Michael Lewis's jackass fellow Salomon trainees with his brilliance. It does not work: He lectured on his specialty. Then he opened the floor to questions. An M.B.A. from Chicago named Franky Simon moved in for the kill. "When you trade equity options," asked my friend Franky, "do you hedge your gamma and theta or just your delta? And if you don't hedge your gamma and theta, why not?" The equity options specialist nodded for about ten seconds. I'm not sure he even understood the words. ... The options trader lamely tried to laugh himself out of his hole. "You know," he said, "I don't know the answer. That's probably why I don't have trouble trading. I'll find out and come back tomorrow. I'm not really up on options theory." "That," said Franky, "is why you are in equities." This is totes unfair to the actual equity vol traders I know, but I kind of felt like that guy after talking to a CDS lawyer yesterday about this craziness in Greece. It went something like this: Me: As an equity derivatives guy, I expect derivatives to transform into derivatives on whatever their underlying transforms into. And I'm troubled by them not doing that. Lawyer: You should not be troubled by the concept of cheapest to deliver. Yeah fair! That's the thing about CDS. Dopes like me think of it as just a rough proxy for default risk but when things get real like with Greece it turns into a cheapest to deliver convexity play and then I slink away in embarrassment. But yeah, as a matter of rough justice, if you can go be opportunistic about finding the cheapest to deliver bond, Greece can go be crappy about leaving you with only expensive to deliver bonds. I guess.