It seems we're not the only ones with wine on our minds.
Gary Weiss sticks his snout into the latest market action reporting, sniffs around and says:

The Associated Press just reported that "stocks move sideways in midday trading." I won't provide a link because it will be dead soon.
I wonder if the AP writer was thinking, perhaps subconsciously, of a line from the movie Sideways. The market today is "quaffable, but far from transcendent."

Stocks and Sideways [Gary-Weiss.com]