Breaking: The Very Special Opportunity Is OVER

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SEC filings make the best of us feel like we’ve been hit by a tranquilizer gun, which is why we don’t read them, and don’t like them read in our presence. Luckily, some of our friends are in constant need of a good excuse for why they were found passed out at their desks for the eighth (ninth, tenth, twentieth) time this month, and sent over this code red news: the free Pirate Capital t-shirts are SOLD OUT!!! In an SEC filing from today, Pirate Capital informed the gov that they’d changed amended some stuff on the site and that—like they and we had warned on Friday—Café Press would be sending out shirts to the first 2,000 people to sign up and the first 2,000 people to sign up only! (Actually, they’d originally said 1,000 but apparently Tommy-boy was feeling generous.) Never mind the fact that Pi-Cap had some homonym difficulties that were too great to solve before the filing was sent out—they’re not perfect and neither are you. You just need to focus on this: how you’re going to pry Carney’s hands off of one of the 50+ we had sent to the DB HQ.
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