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Note: This photo accompanies an article on hedge funds by Tom Wolfe, not about Tom Wolfe, but damn if this shot doesn’t say, "‘I eat hedge funds like you every day for breakfast, Stevie Cohen. Not so much you, Griffin. I’'m telling you, the older I get, the less I can take big meals after 5. Plus, I find that the standard “'Wait 15 mins before swimming' rule’ practically triples and low impact aerobics is really all I can do these days'."” What Portfolio fails to mention here is that Tom, like most people in his peer group, has had his license revoked for some time.

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