Ah, yes, the CNBC Million Dollar Portfolio Challenge. Kind of fell of the radar around these parts a bit. We’re not saying the game got boring but we will point out that even John “Making appearances on CNBC is my true passion, Dealbreaker just pays the bills” Carney hasn’t provided commentary, Englewood Cliffs-style, in some time. That’s as good a litmus test as any.
You know what could spice up the show? Maybe, and this is just a for instance, maybe, like, some ladies. Maybe some, we don’t know, young ladies. Perhaps ones that both pass traditional standards of beauty tests and care about protecting you from melanoma? Possibly, and this is just a for instance, we’re just workshopping this here: some Hawaiian Tropics models?
But who could pick just the right ones? Who could stand before a sea of barely-clad Hawaiian Tropics models and say, “You, you there, in the white bikini and you next to her, not you, god no, not you, I was pointing to the one with the belly button ring. Okay, very good, now who else, who else, who else will make Timmy’s list-o-fun? Oh hello, cougar in the back row—today’s your lucky day.”
Maybe, and we’re just throwing names into the hopper—Tim Sykes? Do you think Tim Sykes has what it takes to hand pick a few bathing beauties for appearance on the CNBC Million Dollar Portfolio Challenge? If you selected yes, tune in to DB tomorrow (and keep reading today, if that works for you). Last teaser: the selection process will be taking place in…Tim Sykes’s apartment. Intrigued?