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Write-Offs: 04.03.07

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$$$Short Senders of Firm-Wide Emails [Long or Short Capital]
$$$I’m looking for a top-of-the-line woman. Full featured. Loaded, if you will. Let’s talk about me. I’m tall. Reasonably goodlooking. Got three Ivy degrees. I-banker. Publish a short story from time to time. Perform a little stand-up comedy as a hobby. [Craigslist]
$$$Maybe you haven’t heard of Equifax Inc. (EFX), but they’ve heard of you.