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Caption Contest Thursday: If These Bankers Can't Even Properly Execute A Waterfall, How Can You Expect Them To Increase Deal Volume?

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First entry: "Never have I ever tipped my friends off to a forthcoming deal and then charged 5 and 44 on the return."
Second entry: "Never have I ever used Mergers and Acquisitions for clean up." (These men are unconscionable liars.)
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