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Sopranos Rule: You can't hit a woman until you marry her

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Time Warner pulled the trigger and fired HBO CEO Chris Albrecht, several days after he kicked the crap out of his girlfriend after a boxing match. His excuse - alcoholism (oh, well in that case..). Unfortunately for Nelson, his girlfriend has now won the fight by unanimous decision. HBO COO Bill Nelson will serve as the interim chief until a replacement is found. Time Warner did not issue any statements comparing itself to the Sioux nation, which apparently was much more respectful towards women. Shares of Time Warner fell 21 cents yesterday, and are already down almost half a percent today.
Time Warner Fires HBO Chief Three Days After Arrest [Bloomberg]