Bloomberg's Matthew Lynn submits:
Why are clever young graduates who have neither the taste nor the aptitude for markets choosing to become bankers?
Let's see: proclivities for ankle-grabbing, a love of Excel, this thing, the bitches, the homoerotic male bonding, the need to prove onself better than Keith Hahn? You would probably know better than us (me). Do tell.
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