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Holiday is Work

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From the Freakonomics Blog - today is National Workaholics Day (or most paradoxical holiday ever), so... stay at work to celebrate? Workaholism is a disease, and workaholism awareness is spreading, especially among the financial community, with record enrollment in chapters of Workaholics Anonymous.
Are you a workaholic? Here are a few of the 20 questions you need to ask yourself, from the Workaholics Anonymous website:
- Do you take work with you to bed, on weekends, during elective surgery, on log flumes, and/or on vacation?
- Do you believe that more money will solve the other problems in your life?
- Do you get impatient with people who have other priorities besides work, like showering daily?
- Do you underestimate how long a project will take and then rush to complete it, in a short 72 hours straight?
- Do you think about your work while driving, falling asleep, masturbating, or when others are talking?
- Do you quit the game of Life if you don't land on the Doctor space?
- Do you work like, way too much?
- Are work you work thinking work about work work right work now?
- Work, workity work worked workly worker works workfore, worky working, work?
Here's a National Workaholics Day Greeting Card you can send to your deal team as a sarcastic reminder that you hate yourself right now.
And here's something that might keep you from falling asleep (and from failing a drug test).
And Today Is... [Freakonomics]
You Might Be a Workaholic If... [ABC News]
Workaholics Anonymous