Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it!

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Do you (check all that apply):
-Wish to sartorially flaunt your fearlessness and confidence in our global economy
-Have that “Suze Orman glint” in your eye
-Take offense to the word 'effeminate'
-Repeat and internalize the affirmation: “Making money is a rainbow of fun!” daily
-Often find yourself gazing at a devastatingly handsome, dapper young man outfitted in the perfect shade of pink for his complexion only to realize you’re looking in a mirror
-Go to Barnes & Nobles and select titles like “The 48 Laws of Power and You, Inc”
-Desire ‘Casual’ shirts that look like they “just came off the bedroom floor”
-Debate the nuances of pink versus salmon at Lexington Bar and Books
-Enjoy Prilosec
-Ask your girlfriend to drape cravats across your torso like butterflies
-Require the assistance of not a plebian “salesman” or low ranking “Sales Analyst” but a “Sales Associate”
-Stride around with a determined look on your face regardless of what you're doing
-Qualify for credit cards in white, black, blue, orange, red, yellow and pink?
-Feel a deep revulsion for broke men writing shopping pieces for liberal newspapers
If you checked yes for one or more of these options, head on down to the new Thomas Pink store on Wall Street (you know, across from Deutsche Bank and a block from the Cipriani Club). Everything's 50% off today if they sucker you into replacing your blue shirt with one of the pink and orange striped variety. It looks good on you!
Colors To Match Every Shade of Credit Card [NYT]
Look At My Striped Shirt! [TPP]

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