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What Role Did Christ Play In That Whole Dillon Read Thing?

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Ken Costa, vice-chairman of investment banking at UBS had an epiphany (that he wrote down in his recently published book, God at Work: Living every day with purpose):

But then, in a flash, I saw the truth…No bank - Swiss Bank or the Bank of England - would survive the promised return of Christ.

Always searching for stability, UBS is currently exploring new anti-Christ vault technology to protect the gold stores from panicked citizens when society melts down.
Additionally: Not to play devil's advocate re: no bank surviving but COME ON.

“No bank…would survive the promised return of Christ”
[FT Alphaville]


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