Got any plans for lunch? If not, or if you can get out of them, might we suggest Bear Stearns’s “Bank Stock Opportunities in Turbulent Times,” part of the firm's “Summing up in the Summertime” Lunch Series? It’s being hosted by David Hidler (large-cap banks) and Sal DiMartino (mid-cap banks), and starts at 12:15 pm. Dial In: 1-800-683-1535 (domestic); +1-973-633-6740 (outside US); Passcode: 9036490. Slides will also be available on Bearstearns.com (User ID: "Conference"; Password: "Bear383"). We're giving you all these specs you're probably all dying to hear what these guys have to say, no? How could they *not* know what they're talking about? These people are at the top of their game.