Facebook's Number One Priority Is To Invade Your Privacy

Zuckerberg (shocked): "You mean we have to monetize our user base in order to command a $50 billion asking price? A couple mil from selling icons of cuddling bears won't cut it?"
Upon this revelation, Facebook is working on a system that lets advertisers target ads based on profile content. Facebook swears this is just like Google reading your emails to target you with ads, which provide a constant source of amusement. Facebook plans to unleash the adspace invader in the fall.
We doubt the system will be able to tell if the information in your profile is a joke, or if you've actually read Voltaire, Clancy or Ferrell (but you quote them so you must be familiar with their work, no?).
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