Is It Because He Has a Super Ex-Girlfriend?


More ridiculous international bankers are bagging our highest yielding assets. Swiss financier Arky Busson is now dating Uma Thurman, after splitting with his last femme-bot girlfriend Elle Macpherson. Page Six has the urgent, important news:

[Uma] has been spotted playing kissyface with handsome Swiss banker Arky Busson, who was Elle Macpherson's man for many years and the father of her two kids. "With their arms wrapped around each other, the couple seemed oblivious to everyone around them," said one report.

Breaking up with Uma may prove more difficult, as she knows the five-finger exploding heart technique.
Does anyone know where Arky works (word is that he manages EIM, a fund of funds) or if he's just a product of old money debutardation, as special mentions of his fam in the New York Social Diary would suggest? Arky’s mom is named Flocky, who New York Social Diary reminds us is the granddaughter of the late Arphad Plesch, which sounds like something that needs to be drained when you have a sinus infection. Arky also was at least partially responsible for naming the children he fathered with Elle, Flynn and Aurelius Cy.
Arky played Claude in the 1988 film, “Sweet Lies.”
Next for Uma [Page Six]


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*August 11, exactly one year to the day! Not saying the announcement was timed out of spite but not not saying the announcement was timed out of spite.** **Though they did get engaged weeks earlier and waited on the news, so.