Business As Usual At Bear Stearns

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Both Goldman Sachs and Bear Stearns beat analyst expectations today: the former, in its unfailing ability to emerge from a building on fire while everyone else burned to a crisp, the latter, in its unfailing ability to push the bounds of failure. BS posted its biggest decline in over a decade, with third-quarter net income dropping 61 percent to $171 million ($1.16/share), from $438 million ($3.02/share) last year (total net revenue fell 38% to 1.3 billion, from $2.1 billion quarter on quarter).
In a press release, Jimmy Cayne made mention of “difficult securitization markets” and “high volatility,” though chose not to name check the pair of pink elephants (Bear Stearns High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies Master Fund Ltd., Bear Stearns High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies Enhanced Leverage Master Fund Ltd.) that gifted the firm with $200 million in losses.
Taking a cue from the CEO’s precipitously falling bridge scores, shares of BSC dropped 29% this year (though the stock was up 2.31% ($2.67) to $118.31 by noon today, after the company announced that it would be smooth sailing from here on out).
Matt Albrecht, an analyst at Standard & Poor's recommended a sell, but ever the glass half full kind of guy, spun a silk purse from a sow’s ear, noting: ``If there's a market turn, Bear Stearns has the most upside to go because its share price has dropped so much.” (Don’t even act like you’d pass up the chance to use such a fantastically old-timey proverb, given the opportunity.)
Bear Stearns Net Drops Most in Decade on Credit Rout [Bloomberg]
Press Release [Bear Stearns]

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