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Corn - The Silent Killer

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...of obesity (since food manufacturers may be forced to start using a cheaper and almost by default healthier substitute for corn syrup), and comedy, as judged by the following joke, courtesy of Freakonomics:

One night, a trader gets home from work, late as usual. As he’s getting undressed in the bedroom, for some reason he is overcome by curiosity and decides to go snooping in his wife’s dresser. In the very first drawer he opens, he discovers something truly strange: $12 in cash and three loose kernels of corn.
Downstairs, he admits to his wife that he went snooping.
“Oh, so you found it,” she says.
“Yes,” he says, “but what is it?”
The husband and wife have not been close for years, and now the wife admits that she has had affairs, and that in remembrance of each affair, she stashed a kernel of corn in her drawer. The husband is taken aback, but also relieved. He, too, has had affairs — and so he says, quite slickly: “Well, look, I’m willing to forget about all this if you are.” After all, he has had far more than three lovers on the side.
“Fine,” she says.
There is an awkward silence. Then he asks: “But what about the $12 in the drawer along with the corn?”
“Oh, that,” she says. “When corn hit $4 a bushel a month ago, I decided to cash in.”

This joke would have been much funnier with pork bellies. If anyone has any rising commodity price jokes, please share.
What’s That Have to Do With the Price of Corn? [Freakonomics Blog]