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Justin Long, However, Is Definitely Going To Prison

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Steve Jobs has been subpoenaed by the SEC to be deposed in a backdating case against Apple's former general counsel, Nancy Heinen. Though the news sent shares of the fruit down 1 percent, with a $140.31 close (-0.33%), investors should rest assured that while Heinen may fry, this doesn't mean jack for the company or Steve.* Why? Because, in SJ's words, "Fuck you, that's why, I'm Steve Jobs. Death to the right click. Buy an iPod. Or don't. I could really care less either way. It's your funeral."
Jobs subpoenaed over Apple stock scandal [The Guardian]
*Who backdating specialist Al Gore cleared of any wrongdoing earlier in the year.