Kind Of Surprised The SEC Didn't Buy It

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The SEC implied yesterday afternoon that Dwight “Sean” Jones, former defensive lineman for the Raiders, Oilers, and Packers blocked regulators from examining the business records of his investment advisory firm, Amaroq. Jones allegedly evaded requests for information, and then told the SEC that the records were no longer available, because

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(There’s nothing else to add, because this story is hilarious as is. But maybe just don't give your money to football players-cum-money managers, with the exception of OJ Simpson. He got away with murder. Investing should be easy, by comparison.)
Former NFL Star Sacked By Feds [New York Post]

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