CNBC vs. FBN

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Sort of a slow news day, isn't it? And Carney's not here. Doubly sad! In light of such things, and because he would've wanted it this way, we've decided to discuss a few of the differences you should come to expect between the Fox Business Network (starting Monday!) and CNBC. Here's the first, the next one will come when we get around to it. Ann Coulter: CNBC's been running non-stop coverage of her appearance on (CNBC's) "The Big Idea" with Donny Deutsche, wherein she said that Jews are "unperfected Christians." (No biggie). FBN, on the other hand, when it comes to the lady of the night, will do a piece on this story. (Warning: no photographs, but still probably NSFW, unless your work is down with you reading stuff like "I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard," on a company computer. Hopefully they are, because it is completely worth it, and maybe worth getting fired over. Hat tip: Keith Hahn, who introduced the site to me one day a few months back when I was feeling blue and said "you will never be sad again, provided you can access the internet.") Not better or worse, just different.
Ann Coulter's Controversial Remarks on Jews [CNBC]
I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard [IFACITAH]
NB: I'm keeping this post on top for the rest of the day. New posts will be added underneath, because if there's ever been anything on DealBreaker that I've truly cared about, it's getting you to go to that site, err, I mean showing you the differences between CNBC and Fox.

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