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“Eat lunch with the rest of the team working on an M&A assignment in MD’s office”? “Call client to discuss worthwhile news relating to the project”? “Drop off books at VP's house”?

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Those sound a bit rich, even for the employed first-year bankers in the BoA family.

Just thinking aloud for a second, but is it possible that the fact that “order[ing] dinner” is the only task accomplished between the hours of 6 and 7 p.m. on a typical day by your average Bank of America investment banker contributed to the bank’s Q3 results?
Day in the Life (For some reason, you can't go directly to the DITL page, presumably because the Webmaster is updating it to more accurately reflect what kind of stuff someone from the BoA team might be up to during a typical 9-5. For those interested: U.S. full-time analysts --> Investment Banking and Capital Markets --> Day in the Life.) [Bank of America]

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