Laid-off second year analysts at Morgan Stanley are said to be receiving sixth months of salary severance, which seems pretty nice, though not as nice as an actual job. No pro-rated bonuses, because apparently they received their first ones in August. Anyone know what the non-minion packages from Morgan look like, or what the other banks are giving out? The stingy bastards at Credit Suisse are rumored to be offering vouchers to Shake Shack, but they’re only good for the next week, and for only $3.50, which doesn’t even cover the cost of a Shackburger. Maybe JP Morgan and Bear Stearns are being more generous.