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That Time We Went To A Party At Jeff Epstein's

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We're having a rough day here this morning. Don't ask. It's one of those days that we suspect should just be canceled.
Anyway, other than our morally dissolute life, the main thing troubling us this afternoon is the possibility that we have actually been in Jeffrey Epstein's apartment. Or mansion. It was two years ago, at a New Year's Eve party. We're still trying to piece together how we ended up there. If we're right about this, he has an indoor pool.
Photos: Jeffrey Epstein's Legal Troubles [ABC News]