The Fox Business Network Does Not STAND A CHANCE
If you're like us, you like your ringtones with a side of nuts. Considering this penchant of ours, it should come as shock to exactly no one to hear that we will gladly be coughing up the $1.99 necessary to hear the sound of Jim Cramer's voice announcing our incoming calls. But which to choose? There's the Mad Money "Theme Song," which Deal Journal product tester Dennis Berman thinks sounds like "Dick Dale meets Queensryche." The "Boo-Yah," which after screaming "boo-yah," instructs you to "Pick up the phone" because you simply "Can't afford to miss this call." And, bringing it on home, “Cramer’s Favorite Sounds.” This is the money shot (/ringtone). First, the sound of a cash register opening. Then, the pronouncement, “Hey, I’m Cramer.” “Hallelujah” by gospel choir. “If you don’t pick up this call, I’m gonna (buzzer sound), because it could put you in the (voiced by a female with a suspiciously deep voice) ‘house of pleasure’ (back to Cramer) and make you Mad Money!” It's obnoxious. It's crass. It doesn't really make any sense. It basically ensures anyone within earshot will rip your skin off. In other words—text MAD3 to 26221 today.
Product Review: Jim Cramer’s Ring Tones [Deal Journal]
Mad Money Ringtones [CNBC]