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Fed Promises To Be More Clear About How It’s Going To Fuck You In The Future

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Plus, a special treat. Don’t want to spoil the surprise, but we will tell you that it involves Alan Greenspan and rat poison. (Incidentally, we recently found out that chloroform doesn’t cause death, it just knocks you out. Who knew?)
Lifting the Veil on the Fed [Portfolio]

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