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Unsurprisingly, It Is Goldman Sachs That Brokers Peace Agreement Between A-Rod and Steinbrenners

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Goldman Sachs is really starting to frost my cookies and I don’t think it would be off base to say I’m not alone in this sentiment. Not content with merely getting through each quarter without taking multi-billion dollar writedowns and running the government, and keeping Lloyd Blankfein’s Oxy addiction out of the Journal, the bank (employees John Mallory and Gerry Cardinale, not representing the firm per se but nonetheless making everyone’s hands dirty) felt the need to broker a deal between mortal enemies Alex Rodriguez and Yankees management that would pay the disenfranchised third baseman at least $300 million if he breaks Barry Bond’s career home run record of 762 (and counting). No one is saying that the two parties shouldn’t have been reunited so that they might experience another pitiful season together, and Mr. Rod can wear stripes while he continues to never win a World Series ring, but why did Goldman Sachs (via employees who weren’t technically doing working at the time, but whose actions nevertheless reflected poorly on the firm) have to do it? We get it, you’re Goldman Sachs, you’re amazing, you’re wonderful, you can do no wrong and can’t help yourself but go out in the world and do right. Guy banks want to be you, girl banks (and gay banks) want to fuck you. You have nothing else to prove, and you’re only alienating people with this shit. Why don’t use do something really noteworthy, like hire a chief executive who has hair? Does Stan O'Neal fur? We hear he's available.
Also, I think you should look at this.
Yankees May Pay Rodriguez for Home Run Record [NYT]