It's not possible that yesterday's Page Six blind item, "WHICH fetching newscaster's bottom line is way in the black? Ladies who lunch noticed, as she exited Le Cirque in a pair of curve-hugging pants, that her asset management is over-leveraged" could've been about anyone other than Maria Bartiromo, right? I'm rusty on my asses but I feel like it's got to be her. Erin's probably too bony, Mark Haines not "fetching" enough (though MH, if you're reading this, I think you're beautiful, and though he'll never admit it, Carney does, too. Interesting that he's admitted it about David Faber, but whatever, another story for another time). Anyway, asses-- whose is it?