Just Asking


It's not possible that yesterday's Page Six blind item, "WHICH fetching newscaster's bottom line is way in the black? Ladies who lunch noticed, as she exited Le Cirque in a pair of curve-hugging pants, that her asset management is over-leveraged" could've been about anyone other than Maria Bartiromo, right? I'm rusty on my asses but I feel like it's got to be her. Erin's probably too bony, Mark Haines not "fetching" enough (though MH, if you're reading this, I think you're beautiful, and though he'll never admit it, Carney does, too. Interesting that he's admitted it about David Faber, but whatever, another story for another time). Anyway, asses-- whose is it?