Though That Was Hours Ago, And He Could Easily Be Drunk Right Now

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CNBC's Charlie Gasparino informs me that when he reported that Bear Stearns is holding talks to decide whether they're going to get behind Wall Street's favorite junkie or not, he was "hung over, not drunk." Meaning there's a chance JC really could get fired. I'm still choosing to say, "No, I don't believe it," but now, there's a quiver in my voice. Stay tuned.
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