Al Qaeda Fucking Nails Genesis of Subprime

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It's not that often that I find myself in agreement with the Qaeda guys, so on the occasions I am, I like to make notice of it. American Al Qaeda leader Adam Gadahn, who recently made a "dramatic gesture" of tearing up his U.S. passport (pointing out that he doesn't need it to travel "anyway"), said in a taped appearance that the subprime mortgage crisis was "triggered by right wing-fanatics trying to usher in the ends of days."
I know what you are thinking, this is a rejection of the western capitalist system and a symbol of his return to a pure ideology not restrained by the dreadful inequalities of free markets (well, except in the case of those whores who try to walk around without veils), but DealBreaker readers know better: he's just WAY short SPDRs.
American Al Qaeda Leader To Bush: 'We Will Be Waiting For You' [ABC News]

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