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Beware The Spicy Sauce

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According to a report in the Daily News, Seth Tobias's wife made her pasta sauce extra spicy on the night of his death in order to conceal the taste of Ambien pills she had crushed into it. But what if Seth wasn't hungry? Former Tobias employee Bill Ash tells the news that she promised to summon the services of a male stripper called Tiger if he cleaned his plate. The widow denies everything, of course.

Widow drugged money mogul, aide says
[Daily News]


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