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Gary Coleman's Autographed Track Suit ALSO On Sale

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Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time (excuse me, of all time), who brought us such masterpieces as "Big Lloyd I (.6 Billion)" (a rendering of Lloyd Blankfein), "Big Jim I: Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine" (Jim Cramer), and "Big Dick I (Hundred Million)" (Dick Grasso), and "Big Maria" (Maria Bartiromo), is back at it, this time with another portrait of everyone's favorite Lil' Fella, Lloyd Blankfein.
To be honest, we don't think it's Raymond's best work. It lacks a certain phallic rise, but you can judge for yourself this afternoon, when it will be on display around 85 Broad and the NYSE.
For what it's worth, big deal art collectors Sleve Dohen and Ben Biffen are said to be in a bidding war over the piece already, which is up for grabs on eBay through next Monday.
Raymond's last entry, "Big Maria" (Maria Bartiromo), sold for $5,000* even with the stains left by passersby invited to flagellate themselves to its colorful curves. Interested buyers should note that, in all probability, the genetic material collected this time around will be exclusively from Goldman Sachs employees.
*starting bid was $4,999.

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